It was a dark and stormy night...
No scratch that...
It was just dark. I was warm and comfortable and then all of a sudden I
felt a massive jolt as my body hit the ground for the first time. My
eyes were filled by a burst of light and suddenly I was chilled.
Later I had learned that I was born on that night.
My mom started licking the goop off my body and I got my first breath
of this thing called air.
Supposedly this "air" is invisible, but it can still fill our lungs.
I tried to stand, but my legs were a little wobbly. But after a few
tries I got the hang of it.
Then my mother ate this strange fibrous thing called hay. But I decide
to settle for a little milk instead....
Return home.